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Witsit the Platypus T-Shirt – Aetherically Stylish! 🦆✨

$14.25

Looking for a shirt that truly displaces expectations? The Witsit the Platypus T-Shirt is here to bring maximum bunk and maximum style to your wardrobe.

🔹 Bold, eye-catching Witsit the Platypus designs – because nothing says "trust me, bro" like a platypus.
🔹 Soft, comfy, and 100% breathable – unlike Flat Earth logic.
🔹 Scientifically proven (citation needed) to boost sarcasm levels.

Perfect for casual wear, debunking sessions, or Antarctic expeditions where you definitely won’t fit a gyroscope in your backpack. 😆

Select Color: Black

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Witsit the Platypus T-Shirt – Aetherically Stylish! 🦆✨ Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 



A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.



B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.



C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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